So, it turns out that I'm really bad at keeping up with something unless I have a due date involved.
I have continued with this project, just not as much as I should.
And the longer the gap is between my "repeated reading" activities, the more I forget from what I read last time.
The moral of the story is: this repeated reading thing is more effective when you don't allow large gaps of time to occur between readings.
Sunday, September 6, 2015
Saturday, September 5, 2015
No Apostrophes for You!
Okay, I give in.
I've just seen too much, and I realise this problem cannot be fixed, so it must be removed.
People can't deal with apostrophes. They just can't. Oh, sure, some of us can - and we are so very hung-up about it - but the general population of the English speaking world just can't wrap their heads around them.
Specifically, they don't know when not to use them.
I grow weary of all of the signs and assignments I have seen where people clearly don't know when they should or should not put an apostrophe before an s. Some times they neglect to use one when they should us it, but most of the time they use one when they shouldn't.
And, as a final straw, last night I saw a sign (that had been photocopied multiple times and plastered all over a particular space) that spelled "your" (as in "your cooperation is appreciated") as "you'r"
You'r.
This must stop.
The way I say it, there are two options: we can either continue to give people an opportunity to fail, and then continue to get annoyed with them when they get it wrong...
Or we can take away the apostrophes.
You can't stuff up apostrophes if you just don't use them.
This is language and spelling reform - and I know English speakers in general are against it. They like to believe their language is perfect and unspoiled - born that way and never changing (thus ensuring that all of the many constant changes that occur in our language happen completely by accident, rather than design).
But the fact of the matter is that sometimes we have to stand up and say "You know what? This word would make more sense if we stopped spelling it with that letter/punctuation mark/whatever".
The Americans did it with their Webster's Dictionary. They managed to lose a bunch of silent letters and use z instead of s when the sound called for it.
It must become standard and normal for apostrophes to simply not appear in texts. Those of us who still insist on spelling things according to the traditional British model are probably anal retentive enough to know what apostrophes are for, so there will be no approbation against people who chose to continue using them (although the wrath of a thousand pedants will fall upon the heads of those who continue to use them incorrectly - myself, unfortunately, one of the people who know better but still trip up occasionally).
But the rest of the world should be able to breathe easy, knowing that they will never get it wrong if they simply never use them.
I've just seen too much, and I realise this problem cannot be fixed, so it must be removed.
People can't deal with apostrophes. They just can't. Oh, sure, some of us can - and we are so very hung-up about it - but the general population of the English speaking world just can't wrap their heads around them.
Specifically, they don't know when not to use them.
I grow weary of all of the signs and assignments I have seen where people clearly don't know when they should or should not put an apostrophe before an s. Some times they neglect to use one when they should us it, but most of the time they use one when they shouldn't.
And, as a final straw, last night I saw a sign (that had been photocopied multiple times and plastered all over a particular space) that spelled "your" (as in "your cooperation is appreciated") as "you'r"
You'r.
This must stop.
The way I say it, there are two options: we can either continue to give people an opportunity to fail, and then continue to get annoyed with them when they get it wrong...
Or we can take away the apostrophes.
You can't stuff up apostrophes if you just don't use them.
This is language and spelling reform - and I know English speakers in general are against it. They like to believe their language is perfect and unspoiled - born that way and never changing (thus ensuring that all of the many constant changes that occur in our language happen completely by accident, rather than design).
But the fact of the matter is that sometimes we have to stand up and say "You know what? This word would make more sense if we stopped spelling it with that letter/punctuation mark/whatever".
The Americans did it with their Webster's Dictionary. They managed to lose a bunch of silent letters and use z instead of s when the sound called for it.
It must become standard and normal for apostrophes to simply not appear in texts. Those of us who still insist on spelling things according to the traditional British model are probably anal retentive enough to know what apostrophes are for, so there will be no approbation against people who chose to continue using them (although the wrath of a thousand pedants will fall upon the heads of those who continue to use them incorrectly - myself, unfortunately, one of the people who know better but still trip up occasionally).
But the rest of the world should be able to breathe easy, knowing that they will never get it wrong if they simply never use them.
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